Saturday, February 7, 2015

#29: Rogers Centre





Rogers Centre
One Blue Jays Way
Toronto, Ontario, Canada
Capacity:  49,282
Indoors/outdoors:  (Sloooooow) Retractable Roof
Selected Game Attended:  Twins v. Blue Jays; April 4, 2006

Along with death and taxes, I can offer up another precious guarantee in life:  whoever designed the Rogers Centre in Toronto was not a member of the United States Navy.  Sound weird?  There is logic behind my supposition.  Look no further than the now-famous acronym “K.I.S.S.”  For those not familiar with this term it stands for “Keep It Simple Stupid” and was apparently coined by an engineer whose company built spy planes for the Navy in the 1960s.  What does this have to do with the Rogers Centre?  Well, in short, this monstrosity of a ballpark located north of the border is about the furthest thing from “simple” that you could imagine, and whoever designed it certainly either had never heard of the K.I.S.S. adage or decidedly rejected it in favor of trying to jam as much “stuff” into one place as technology (and money) would allow.

We all probably know about the retractable roof (the first of its kind) and I’m sure a few folks are also aware of the hotel and restaurant that grace the center field façade and that the building, when fully enclosed, looks more like an exhibit at Epcot Center than a place where Major League Baseball games are played.  I have often wondered if simplicity is the way to go when designing ballparks – most parks that were built in the 1990s tried to mimic the olden days, when parks were little more than a field, scoreboard and grandstand.  While I like a little pizzazz as much as the next guy, the Rogers Centre is concrete proof that overdoing a stadium simply for the sake of overdoing it does not work.  Perhaps when it opened in 1989 there was a different sort of reaction (“a hotel INSIDE the stadium!  Holy smokes!  Turn up the ‘New Edition’ tape!”) and I can only imagine the hype surrounding this place at the time, but these reviews take place in the present day, and in the present day, unfortunately, this place looks and feels as dated as any other park in baseball, which is why it comes in at #29 on the list.

Despite all the “bells” and “whistles” that Rogers Centre (formerly called SkyDome, with a pretty cool logo) offers, the park still gives you an overwhelming sense of “blah” when you walk inside, much like its bottom-feeding companion, Tropicana Field.  It shouldn’t surprise you that this stadium shares many of the characteristics that the home of the Rays does:  dull, lifeless, empty, depressing.  The one striking difference is how huge this place truly looks and feels when you enter the seating area; a never-ending sea of empty blue seats as far as the eye can see seem to reach the roof itself all the way to the outfield.  I can’t imagine those seats have actually been filled since the 1993 World Series and that amount of emptiness adds to the already dreary prospect of having to watch a game here.  At least in The Trop there is no real discernible “upper level” in the outfield so there is a slight bit of added coziness there that Rogers Centre simply cannot offer.  There are other features that resound as definite negatives.  The roof takes 20 minutes or so to open or close and the field remains the only one in major league baseball to have “sliding pits” instead of a complete dirt infield (The Trop LOLs at your measly sliding pits, Rogers Centre!).  In addition, the ground may as well be made of rubber as a hard hit ball in this place does things that no ball should.  Toronto chop, indeed!

All of that being said, I have not even begun to touch on the really awful aspect of this park.  Take a look at a map of New York City.  Here is one of Los Angeles.  Finally, Chicago.  Now, take a look at a map of Toronto.  What do you notice?  Unlike the three largest cities in the United States, in Toronto it’s seemingly one road in, one road out.  The traffic getting to this place can be a complete nightmare, especially for 7:00 starts on weeknights when you are dealing with rush hour.  The Gardiner Expressway serves as the main entrance into and out of the southern part of the city and, no exaggeration, has been positively jammed every time I have driven to a game here.  It’s been a while (I haven’t attended a game here since 2007), so maybe they’ve eased up on the congestion, but you would do well to find alternate means of transportation.  I attended law school at SUNY Buffalo (a mere 90 or so miles from Toronto) which afforded me several opportunities over those three years to skip Tort Law and go see my beloved Orioles.  Over time, I learned that the best bet is to make your way up the Queen Elizabeth Way (which turns into the Gardiner) and get off about 30 miles before you reach the city.  From there you can hop on a “GO” train (the city’s main rail line) and take it all the way to Union Station.  From there, it’s a short walk to the park.  

But, like the Trop, Rogers Centre isn’t all that bad.  When the roof is open, and you’re sitting in the right section, you can get a really nice view of the CN Tower (I think in all my games at Rogers Centre, the roof was only open once or twice) also, Toronto is an incredible city with great things to do and sights to see.  Rogers Centre is situated in the heart of downtown so finding activities to do before and after the game (or making a weekend of it) should not be too hard.  It is this feature that slightly pushes the home of the Jays ahead of the home of the Rays.

Finally, a brief anecdote.  On opening night 2006, a buddy and I decided to go to Rogers Centre to watch a great pitching matchup, Johan Santana of the Twins against Roy Halladay of the Blue Jays.  We left Buffalo at a reasonable hour, hit traffic and a snowstorm or two (I did mention that Rogers Centre has a retractable roof, right?) and were terribly behind schedule.  We finally arrived at the park at about the fourth inning only to be told that the game was sold out.  Despondent and about to try to bribe the 16-year-old kid working the entrance gate to let us in, an angel dressed in khakis appeared.  This man had overheard our plight and, working for ESPN (the network showing the game tonight) offered us two free tickets which happened to be about 10 rows behind home plate.  Which brings up another adage, it’s always darkest before the dawn.

And that’s all she wrote about Rogers Centre.  Not a great start for the American League East, but I have a feeling it will get better.

1 comment:

  1. I wonder how much of the current feeling on Rogers Centre (damn Canucks and their British spelling) has to do with the name change? If it had originally been Ontariodome or Torontodome or Queendome, that would have been relatively generic. But SkyDome, with the retractable roof, invoked something different: actually being able to enjoy the Toronto weather (often gorgeous) while also being protected from, well, the Toronto weather (often atrocious).

    Rogers Centre, on the other hand, doesn't do that. It makes the building sound like the AHL arena in Hamilton. Not the home of two major-league (for Canada) teams and the major venue in one of the largest cities on the continent.

    The retractable roof there has always interested me because it is so massive. It's not like the roofs over other, newer buildings, which at least appear to be less a roof and more an umbrella. The original plan was to have the dome open unless it needed to be closed; now I understand that they really keep it closed unless it needs to be open.

    That will make the proposal to add grass--in two years, once the lease with the Argonauts ends and the CFL team moves out to BMO Field (a.k.a. the renovated Exhibition Stadium, the home of the Blue Jays prior to SkyDome)--interesting. They will need to keep the dome open much more often for that to work.

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