Yankee Stadium
1 East 161st Street
Bronx, New York 10451
Capacity: 49,642
Indoors/outdoors: Outdoors
Selected Game Attended:
Reds at Yankees; May 20, 2012
A famous movie character once said that “greed, for lack of
a better word, is good. Greed is
right. Greed works.” Unless you live under a rock, you recognize
this line from Michael Douglas’ character Gordon Gekko in the 1987 film “Wall
Street.” The merits of this line (and of
Gekko’s existence himself) have been debated over the years but one thing is
for sure; if you agree with Gordon Gekko, and if you romanticize his character
and lavish 1980s yuppie life-style you will feel right at home at the (new)
Yankee Stadium, home of the 27-time world champion New York Yankees and #21
(surprisingly a number that has not been retired by the Yanks) on our list.
You first experience Yankee Stadium (built in 2009 to
replace the old Yankee Stadium, which was renovated in 1976 to replace the REAL
old Yankee Stadium – the one that Ruth, DiMaggio and Mantle played in – more on
this in a second) as you drive up (assuming you choose to drive). One time passing the parking signs asking for
upwards of your first born son and you quickly come to the realization that you
are about to be gouged as you enjoy your day out at the park. The other option, of course, is to take the
train. I’ve found New York City subways
to be efficient and reliable despite most stations smelling like a toilet
bowl. It’s also a lot less
expensive than driving. New York prides itself on
offering boat loads of public transportation, no matter what part of the area
you are coming in from so, as a piece of friendly advice, I’d say leave the car
at home.
I know several Yankee fans and most of them were fairly torn
on the idea of building a new stadium for their team. On the one hand, replacing an icon of sports
history is not an easy thing to do. On
the other hand, the former Yankee Stadium, like most buildings erected while
Harding was in office, was in slight disrepair and wasn’t the most comfortable
of places (I can recall feeling like a sardine walking up the narrow walkways
to the concourse at the old Yankee Stadium).
The hot-button issue of building this place even caused a chasm between
two beloved New York City sports talk hosts (watch the whole video, trust
me). Nobody asked me, but since you’re
reading my blog I will offer my opinion.
While I certainly respect the lore of those great Yankee teams from the
20s, and 30s, and 40s, and 50s (gah, hit me in the face with a tack hammer), I
feel as though once the older stadium was renovated, that took away a lot of
the history behind the park itself. Many
people feel like even the old Yankee stadium wasn’t TRULY the House that Ruth
Built but was rather just a reconfiguration of cement over hallowed
ground. I didn’t really have an issue
with building a new park, so long as they got it right. And did they get it right? I honestly don’t know.
The Yankees did their best to maintain as much charm from
the old stadium as they could. The white
lattice that was so notable in both iterations of the old place remains here,
and they kept the short right field porch so overrated bums like Mark Teixeira
could still hit 30+ homers a year and pretend that he is worth the almost
quarter billion dollars that the Yankees are paying him. Talk about greed, I mean really, you’re gonna
pay that guy….woah, head rush…time out.
Need an aspirin.
Ok where was I? Oh
yea, Yankee Stadium. Sure some of the
charm from the old place (you know about Monument Park, right) is still there but, despite that, the interior just
seems…inauthentic and antiseptic, like it was a kit bought at Target for a kid’s
Christmas gift and slowly pieced together – sure it’s nice on the inside, and
comfortable, but does it really serve as a suitable replacement?
Perhaps I am being a little unfair. I realize it’s hard to take the place of an
icon – just ask Lou Gehrig when he took over for Wally Pipp. I shudder to think about when my beloved
Camden Yards finally goes the way of the Dodo as there is just no way to
properly replace it. Standing alone,
without considering the former stadium, I like Yankee Stadium quite
enough. There are generously wide
concourses, comfortable (although expensive) seats and plenty of various concessions
and beer to choose from. I personally
enjoy going for a few beers with some Nathan’s Hot Dogs (the best ever) and
follow that up with a sundae from Carvel.
If you’re over the age of 12 you probably don’t enjoy that same fare but
there is a lot there – just bring your AmEx Black Card.
Going back to the greed aspect (the theme of this entry, if
you haven’t caught on) is the grotesque amounts of money everything costs. The first few seats of the stadium are almost
always guaranteed to be empty (unless it is a big game) owing to the fact that
they cost, on average, $510.00 (the most expensive being $2,600.00). I love baseball, but I don’t love it enough
to pay that sort of money to see a game live.
There is also signs of Corporate America all over the place, again, not
necessarily a bad thing, but adds to the whole lack of charm aspect the stadium
tries to avoid. There is the Audi Yankees
Club, the SAP Suite Level, the Jim Beam Suite, etc etc. There is also the Mohegan Sun Sports Bar
which deserves extra derision. If you
are attending a game here, I cannot emphasize this enough, do NOT purchase
tickets in left or right center field lest you run the risk of having a good
chunk of the outfield blocked off by this monstrosity. I only went in here once and, in addition to
the fact that you need a special ticket, wasn’t blown away by it at all. The view is poor, the drinks are expensive
and there is assigned seating once you are in there. Avoid at all costs. In fact, I’d stay away from any of the
bleachers period. During cold games the
area behind you acts like a wind tunnel, turning a baseball game into The Wall
and you’re always running the risk of meeting a looney tune or two if you have
the wrong team jersey on. Instead buy a
ticket above home plate in the Gulden’s Mustard Luxury Box Suite Area
(note: this name is possibly made up)
and enjoy yourself.
So, that’s Yankee Stadium.
I wasn’t sure how to approach this write-up since there is so much about
this place that is controversial but I think I did OK. It’s not the greatest stadium on Earth and it’s
certainly not anywhere near its predecessor (despite trying) but there are much
worse places to see a game and, for all its faults, will still sell you a $14
beer.
Oh yea, as for stuff to do outside of the stadium, you’re in
New York City. You’ll find something to
do. Duh.